The Great Escape: Disney to Despair - One Family’s Journey Across the Apocalypse 

Buckle up, America. After surviving 96-degree humidity, $14 churros, and the emotional toll of “It’s a Small World” on repeat, the Ozenne family is embarking on the most daring adventure yet: a 2,800-mile cross-country road trip from Disney World back to California – in a truck the size of a small battleship and a travel trailer that’s seen more Walmarts than national parks.

Fueled by lukewarm coffee, crushed Goldfish crackers, and a playlist nobody can agree on, they’re navigating the nation one truck stop bathroom at a time. Will they make it? Will the trailer tires hold? Will Dad snap when someone asks, “Are we there yet?” for the 87th time?

This is their story. Unfiltered. Overheated. Over-budgeted.